Monday, 18 August 2014

The Expendables 3

Jet Li appeared for 5 minutes total and doesn't even fight :(

Action scenes are a yawn; all the been there done that. No suspense whatsoever; it's even worse than a Micheal Bay film.

The climax fight was just 3 minutes tops and was like Stallone wasn't even trying.

The storyline is just a drag and dull; the worst in the series. The "young-bloods" in this movie are just plain unlikeable, arrogant and disrespectful i.e. One of the young ones (I didn't even bother knowing his character name) screamed at Stallone to shut up. Are these kind of characters the ones we're supposed to like?

Banderas was just wasted and everyone hates his character. He was supposed to be comic-relief, but instead he's just annoying. I remembered laughing with tears watching EX2; I barely grinned at this. Stallone said he wanted to go back to the dramatic storyline like EX1 and look what happened. Not dramatic and not funny.

5

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